As I'm sitting here trying to write a bio for myself and Margarita, I can't help but become distracted by how HUGE my head is in the above picture. I almost expect to see several Lilliputians in the corner of the frame with ropes trying to hold that melon down.

OK, enough about the picture, here's a fun quiz you can take to test your knowledge about the two of us.

1) Where and when did Matt and Marga get married?
A) New York, 2001
B) Chicago, 1997
C) New York, 1994
D) Wrestlemania IV, Atlantic City, NJ, 1988

2) Where do Matt and Margarita currently reside?
A) Chicago, IL
B) St. Petersburg, FL
C) St. Petersburg, Russia
D) In each other's hearts, always

3) Where do Matt and Margarita work?
A) Both work at Picture Show
B) Matt works at Picture Show, Marga at a Hooters spin-off restaurant called Rumpelstiltskins
C) Marga works at Picture Show, Matt at Rumpelstiltskins
D) Both are private dancers, dancers for money.

ANSWER KEY
A is correct for all three. How'd you do?

ALL 3 RIGHT: Hi, Mom.
2 RIGHT, 1 WRONG: Not bad, but you should check the site every now and then to increase your knowledge.
1 RIGHT, 2 WRONG: Hmm. You should check the site daily.
0 RIGHT, 3 WRONG: Hi, Dad.