Well, I had a podcast all blocked and ready to shoot. Then I opened up the camera I borrowed to find a nearly spent battery and no charger. So I quickly set up the camera, shot something that was not part of my initial plan, then sat down to digitize the footage with a quickness. Well, in order to do that you need a camera. With a working battery. I had just enough power to get it digitized in its entirety when it started “dropping frames.” Don’t worry about what it means, just know that it prevents one from digitizing all the while sucking the life out of batteries and filling my living room with unladylike language. So the battery crapped out and I never got the damn thing digitized. Oh well, it was just a precursor to next weeks so you’re not missing much anyway. Next week’s will be better - I’m leaving town tomorrow morning to document it. I’m sorry I suck and can’t get it together enough to get my own camera. Wah-wah. Most underrated injury? Self-pity. No wait, that’s most underrated obnoxious indulgence. Anyway, enough whining and here’s something that makes me laugh.