Comments on: Christmas: The Truth About Santa

By: Katie

Katie — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:56:47 +0000

how could you! you totally insuted christmas! Matt we need to talk ha ha

By: katie

katie — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 22:16:02 +0000

burn christmas burn by brian gage is a fun little book about the sweatshop elves taking revenge. with rhymes, highly reccomended

By: Mandy

Mandy — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:21:25 +0000

I laughed so hard at both what Clife and Crystal said! Two extremely good points!

You always say the last thing that would come to mind. E.g, “Santa Clause is…a dick.”

Very excellen points made also, Matt. I was never aware of this.

I have a question though, why does Rudolph’s nose always make that stupid sound whenever it lights up? As if he doesn’t already have enough problems what with a douchebag of a father, and a jerky Santa Clause ridiculing his nose!

HE SHINES HIS WHAT FOR A LUCKY REINDEER? That is nasty. It does seem kind of strange that it’s Rudolph’s nose that glows, and of course nose rhymes with hose…

The “sixth finger” characteristic! remember that.

Santa’s sweatshop, that really made me laugh.

Yea! Up yours Santa, but oh, thanks for the drum set!

By: Emma

Emma — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:31:01 +0000

…Can we please be BFF? You saying douchebag is so sparkly and christmasie it brings tears to my eye sockets!

Ooh Santa…. Ho ho…no.

By: Liz

Liz — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:06:37 +0000

That was wonderful Woodward and Bernstein-esque investigative journalism.

By: dante

dante — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:47:33 +0000

matt-please, please, look into this frosty character also. seems to me he is getting away with some crap too.

By: Ali

Ali — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:29:03 +0000

wasnt this on mad tv along time ago? anyway its still hilarious

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:05:14 +0000

Hahahaha oh manz. How could I not have noticed that.

By: crystal

crystal — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:28:34 +0000

you forgot about the island of misfit toys, what are we teaching kids. if you don’t fit in we’ll send you to an island to live with others who don’t belong. but you brought out very good points as well. very funny

By: Clife

Clife — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:57:08 +0000

on satas defence hes under a lot of stress…. i mean he does have to watch a lot of kids while they’re sleeping!

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:51:17 +0000

santa is a douche haha… what a dick! lol

By: lauren

lauren — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:18:59 +0000

That’s amazing because I was watching this movie last week and I said the same thing!! Santa was such an ass to poor Rudolph.

By: Eryn

Eryn — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:34:22 +0000

o man. i never realized how naughty santa really is. =[

By: Melanie

Melanie — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:34:10 +0000

True dat, double true! I have pondered over the very same thing watching that classic. The only good thing was Rudolph proved them all wrong!!!

Hey isn’t Margaritya due in a couple of weeks? She has been looking amazing! We found out 2 months ago we’re having our 4th! The only comforting thing about having 4 is watching your family of 6. It can be done right…right?

By: Ted V.

Ted V. — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:47:49 +0000

Santa once touched me in an inappropriate place.

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:36:42 +0000

nice expose’…it was about time that bastard brought to light. I can’t believe I have watched that movie every year and I have yet to notice what a douschebag he is…. maybe we’ve also been brainwashed…. I smell conspiracy!

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:24:05 +0000

Hilarious!